Bear Hunting

A man was out hunting, and came upon a bear. He shot at the bear, but only nicked him. The bear went after the hunter, and chased him some distance through the woods.

Finally the man came to the edged of a cliff, and had no where else to run. As he watched the bear approach, he began to pray.
"Dear God give this bear a touch of religion."

Suddenly the bear came to an abrupt stop, and looked up toward Heaven and said "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to eat."

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